Penguins
Because when I die I want to be reincarnated as a Penguin
Because they fall over all the time and it's funny
Because their colours and contours are super
Old movies, soaps and eccentrics
Because I spent my childhood watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins and they're just a bit looney
Because Granville (Open all Hours) and Compo (Last of the Summer Wine) are my heros
Because Bird ladies are such a creepy, random and wonderful addition to society
Trashy Grannies
Because they're so wrong it's right
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